January 2011
That awkward moment when...
brandonlouisss:
that tween writes in your ask box how much she loves you…
She’s like…
and you’re like “thanksssss”…
and she’s telling you some story and you’re like…
and she won’t stop, you want to…
She finally stops, you’re like…
Days later… SHE’S BACK…
You pretend to care, but you’re like…
Then you man up, and push her in front of a bus…
The end <3
December 2010
When a hot blog hits on you and you're just...
brandonlouisss:
and they’re like….
and you’re thinking about them doing…
and before you finish the fantasy you…
and then they’re like…
Then they stop flirting with you…
and you’re forever alone…
The end <3
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
one thing, and one thing only.
a RICK ROSS attitude for 2011.
-like a boss
2010
in 2010 I
- started driving
- got a phone thats not bullshit
- fell in true LOVE with… soccer
- Adventures with Giselle & Cisco
- Saw Cristiano fucking Ronaldo
- Experienced Spain’s winning in the 2010 FIFA World Cup
- Barcelona’s EXCITING victory against Real Madrid 5-0
- meet interesting people on Chat Roulette, bahaha :D
- Discovered Tumblr <3
- experienced...
Anonymous asked: if you were going out with someone who is bisexual
(not out of the fake-soccer shirt-filled closet)
don't you think he would be going out with you
to HIDE the fact that he's bi ?
ahahah
(not out of the fake-soccer shirt-filled closet)
don't you think he would be going out with you
to HIDE the fact that he's bi ?
ahahah
Anonymous asked: if you were going out with someone who is bisexual
(not out of the fake-soccer shirt-filled closet)
don't you think he would be going out with you
to HIDE the fact that he's bi ?
ahahah
(not out of the fake-soccer shirt-filled closet)
don't you think he would be going out with you
to HIDE the fact that he's bi ?
ahahah
I show no emotion whatsoever, so don’t ask me why i have no love for these...
– Eminem, Space Bound (via merlinnn)
Go stick your dick in a blender. It'd be cleaner...
That awkward moment when a girl is a better gamer...
adzywadzy:
You sexist cunts.
bluhgifs:
DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE JUST START...
deximay: