March 2012
sn00ki is prego’s ?
is mike the father ?
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mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
hugpug:
cute boys need to stop being in relationships with ugly girls unless that ugly girl is me
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New Sex Position
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs
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Watch
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Radio station COPE (in Madrid) will pay Barcelona...
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this kid just WANTS to get his ass wwhhhhhooped.
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girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go
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djokovics:
he came back.
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“I dream of having a family with her (Antonella) but no kids for now.”
– Lionel Messi on having a family. (via)
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